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---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☐ Good

☑ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Eargasm

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☑ Potato

☐ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☐ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☑ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☐ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☐ Never heard of

☑ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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The game is cool, but I think it has a defect, when I press to eat the coconut it only eats the first item. There are 4 spaces, but I can only take it from the first one.

very calm and peaceful game, it is perfect to play while relaxing.

Yeah, right. Yummy coconuts, totally no need to use your gun at all!

there is no gun obviously that was an april fools feature

The entire game is an April fools feature.

Shhh

Be quiet.

ahh yes very peacefull....loved it ;)

why?

multiplayer?

yes

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lol totaly

its coronavirus WATCH OUT

2020 simulator

man what a peaceful survival game

ummm i thought this was going to be normal but died very qwick

did you not press enter to eat coconut?

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A very peaceful island survival game. I was expecting twists or stuff that are interesting, but there are not. Just you, sea, and coconuts... What an atmosphere.

I loved every bit of this

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That was incredibly normal. I'm relieved to have found such a normal game to play. Thank you for not putting anything weird at all in this game.

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